jes_lawson
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"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

US Jes (3)

by jes_lawson
9-13-05

Chicago


	OK, stay calm. You've just found out that a blind amputee would have more luck dialling the USA than you.


	You've lost Chicka's address, and your bags. Think. What would Lofty Wiseman do?


	The first thing to do when skinning your rabbit is to make an incision behind the head. Then, pull and turn the skin inside out, to prepare for gutting and cooking.


	Lofty Wiseman of the SAS. Can survive 6 weeks in the Columbian jungle. Can't make good suggestions for surviving loss of luggage. Fuck my luck.