Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  jes_lawson  
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by jes_lawson
6-20-07
I like what you've done with your jumpsuit. Dirty Protest Brown and Gitmo Orange really works!
Like, helloooo? I spilled cocaine and champagne truffles on it! I'll have to throw it out, and the other ten pairs too. Gah! It's SO 2005!
So what's the plan?
Daddy buys me out tomorrow, then I cash in writing about my 48 hours among the B.O.-ridden, scabid fashion-senseless loser prison population.
Word to the wise, bitch, shanks are this year's must have accessory...
Like I'd be caught dead wearing anything with lots of big red stains...
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