jes_lawson
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"More features than a rotary phone but less easy to use than a touch tone phone" - Attitudechicka

Happy Xmas/holidays/current finiancial situation!

by jes_lawson
12-27-08


	This year, my loved ones clubbed together to afford a hobo-style radioactive vomit-stained string vest for me.


	I'm also pretty sure it was infected with Plague, so it was straight back to Woolworths, yesterday.


	First girl on the tills offered me the dregs of a can of Skol, with a cigarette end in it in exchange for it.


	Next guy offered me $500 billiion Zimbabwaen. The next just said she would punch me in the nuts.


	Finally, I settled for the 2008 Detroit Lions.


	Should have taken the cock-punching.