Meanwhile.. high above the Earth...
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| We've been monitoring the Earthling Tristan Lear for a year now as our sample human for the invasion.. what have we learned about humans? | |
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| Humans cannot take medicine the right way.. Rectally, crushing it up their noses... they cannot apparently utilize their mouths correctly... | |
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| And they seem to pretend they're from countries they are not from. As well as spending days defending their sexuality. | |
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| And the enjoyment of dancing on stages wearing feather boas.. even in restruants. and his computer records show a lot of cross-species sex activity. | |
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| So.. is your disguise prepared for the invasion, Zorqual? | |
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| Yes, Barbunod. I'm going as a gender confused, pill snorting drag queen zoophile. I'll blend rught in! | |
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