Invasion of Earth, chapter 1

Author: jestercomics

Date: July 30, 2002

by jestercomics
7-30-02
Meanwhile.. high above the Earth...
We've been monitoring the Earthling Tristan Lear for a year now as our sample human for the invasion.. what have we learned about humans?
Humans cannot take medicine the right way.. Rectally, crushing it up their noses... they cannot apparently utilize their mouths correctly...
And they seem to pretend they're from countries they are not from. As well as spending days defending their sexuality.
And the enjoyment of dancing on stages wearing feather boas.. even in restruants. and his computer records show a lot of cross-species sex activity.
So.. is your disguise prepared for the invasion, Zorqual?
Yes, Barbunod. I'm going as a gender confused, pill snorting drag queen zoophile. I'll blend rught in!