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Finally saved up enough money to buy a supersoaker monster XL!... Oh the excitement.

My friends will be so envious, I'll be king of the entire neighborhood! Everyone will get so wet, water will be everywhere, icy, cold, freezing water!

You can't bring your toys to hell with you, ya know

I don't believe in hell

Not believing in it will do you as much good as your watergun would even if you could bring it