All comics by johnnysokko

 

The Quintessential 3-Panel Online Comic Strip by johnnysokko 4-05-01
Meanwhile, on the Planet of the Robot Apes... Don't you just hate Microsoft products?	Er... How about that Linux? Those nutty Finns!	And how about Apple? I mean, iMac! Come on! What are they thin- Would you mind shutting the fuck up? Can't you see I'm trying to die for your stupid robot sins? Fuckhead.

 

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!! by johnnysokko 4-05-01
CHARACTER SELECT Kill-Bot! The Grim Reaper.	ROUND ONE-- FIGHT! "The Grim Reaper?"	CONGRATULATION! A WINNER IS YOU! Argh. I'm dead. That's odd. I don't feel like one.

 

3-Panel Passion Play by johnnysokko 4-06-01
Okay, I've got three panels to think of something profound to say. Think, think...	Whoops, there goes one panel already! C'mon, Jesus! Those people down there are waiting for you to speak-- to tell them anything that'll give their lives meaning! Here goes...	You'd think a guy with nothing better to do than hang around all day would come up with something a little deeper than that. WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

 

Oooh! I'm sooo scared! by johnnysokko 4-07-01
	Huh. What?	Hell looks kinda stupid. Shut up, you insensitive fuck.

 

Comedy Intervention by johnnysokko 4-10-01
I think it's time for you to admit that you have a problem.	I've been admitting it for quite a while now.	I'm not talking about your sexual dysfunction.

 

bunnerabb and I are lovers! by johnnysokko 4-10-01
I just wanted an excuse to use the cowboy. bunnerabb and I are lovers! It's true!		Uhh... you're a chick, right?

 

Rules of Engagement by johnnysokko 4-11-01
1.) Avoid complicated setups. Okay, to get this joke, you need to imagine the kid standing across from me is actually Guy De Maupassant... moh.	2.) In-jokes can alienate potential fans. That includes tech jokes. Does "moh" mean "one?"	3.) Catchphrases wear out real fast. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. Talk to the hand, girlfriend! Don't even go there!

 

Chester, the Thirteenth Apostle by johnnysokko 4-13-01
My God! Why have you forsaken me?		Sucks to be you, dude.

 

Call the Roto-Rooter Man! by johnnysokko 4-20-01
Meanwhile, back in Hell...		Go jiggle the handle again! You're the one with the plunger! You fix it!

 

A Time to Laugh by johnnysokko 5-25-01
Thank God I've found you! I'm a soldier sent back from the future to protect your unborn child from a cyborg killer! Unborn child?	Yes! If that child is never born, then we will lose the war against the machines! But it's impossible to travel backwards through time. This must be a hallucination brought on by a severe loss of blood.	She was right.

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