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| ARRR!!! What be tha problem with society today!? I wants to puke all over me poop deck! Thar be too many options when buyin me coffee! | |
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| Um, sir, we have reports of you ridding around in an RV and stealing people's things from thier cars, and I'd just like to ask you a few questions. | |
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| And do ya think throwin me in jail would solve all of tha world's problems, do ya!? | |
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| Sir, I'm not here to solve all the world's problems, I'm just here to make sure the law is upheld. | |
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| Arrr, its sad, ye truely have no idea how empty your soul be. | |
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| Sir, I can and will beat you to death if you don't stop talking that shitty pirate dialect and answer my goddamn questions. | |
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