Why do things always have to end in violence?!

Author: johnroth

Date: December 14, 2002

by johnroth
12-14-02
ARRR!!! What be tha problem with society today!? I wants to puke all over me poop deck! Thar be too many options when buyin me coffee!
Um, sir, we have reports of you ridding around in an RV and stealing people's things from thier cars, and I'd just like to ask you a few questions.
And do ya think throwin me in jail would solve all of tha world's problems, do ya!?
Sir, I'm not here to solve all the world's problems, I'm just here to make sure the law is upheld.
Arrr, its sad, ye truely have no idea how empty your soul be.
Sir, I can and will beat you to death if you don't stop talking that shitty pirate dialect and answer my goddamn questions.