Girl Scout fundraiser!

Author: jsp

Date: May 15, 2001

by jsp
5-15-01
Hello girls! How are you today?
We're just peachy!
Yep! Our Girl Scouts fundraiser has done fantastically!
Wow, I remember when I was a kid and had to raise money for the Scouts. Have you girls built a lemonade stand or something?
If by "lemonade," you mean "forbidden carnal delights catering to nervous, sweaty businessmen lusting after the sort of ass that could land them in jail," then yes, we have built a "lemonade stand."
Strict discipline on the cheap, too.