Some People Just Can't Tell a Joke

Author: kaufman

Date: January 29, 2003

by kaufman
1-29-03
Hey, I've got a good joke. You know why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is the second biggest red spot in the solar system?
No, why is it?
Because Uranus is bleeding!
Ha ha ha, good one. I'll have to remember that.
Susan, you know why Jupiter's Great Red Spot is the second biggest red spot in the solar system? Because my anus is bleeding!
Check, please!