Oh, come now. Old wounds are healed. The Royal Family would provide transport of your remains just about anywhere. Why won't you go to Windsor Castle?
Are you kidding? Lying there forever while the guy in the next crypt over goes on singing I'm Henry VIII I Am over and over and over again? Fucketh that.
And he snores too. I'd rather spend eternity lying underneath It's A Small World at Disneyland!
