We're here talking to the remains of England's King Richard III. Your Majesty, people have been wondering. Can you finally tell us what happened to your nephews?
Of course I can. They're dead!
Aha, so you admit to taking them away to the Tower and having them executed?
Why, no. Nothing of the sort.
I don't understand what you mean. Didn't you admit to your involvement?
Look, Sherlock, I have no idea what happened to them, but after 500 years, I'm pretty sure they're toast.
