kazashima  

hey, i have a 'girlfriend' now. i met her linedancing.

does she have all her teeth, hillbilly? hmm, i notice he doesn't refer to her as his sister anymore...

its a good thing too. that other guy might buy my whole story about not being after his girl now....

yeah, how conveinent. *cough*

she's really hot too...

look pal. my nest is right outside your window. i saw you taping a picture of sara michelle gellar to your hand and calling it 'kelly'