All comics by kcstbaby

 

by kcstbaby
7-11-03
Buck gets ready for his normal night of educational tv...when a commercial catches his eye....
"BURP" Whats that there?!?!
Southern Girls Gone Bad!!!!
Buck decides to forego his normal tv viewing of jerry springer and check out this new "documentary"....
hmmm a cold beer and some hot babes...I could deal with that!
See What happens when we mix uneducated girls with Jack Daniels!!! Stay tuned for whores...errr.... I mean more!
Buck is shocked to see his little sister on t.v....but that shock soon gives him that warm fuzzy feeling.....he forgets Shirley is his sister for a few moments....
Damn! That chic has some bodacious tatas......wait...is that...naw, it can't be.....Shirley??? What would ma think...but damn look at them tittles!
Look how much Shirley loves her german shephard after just two shots of JD!!!

 

by kcstbaby
7-11-03
Mom heard all the ugly rumors about chat rooms and was dismayed to learn that her punkin was spending hours in one....
OMG!!!!!! What the hell do you think you are doing in here?!?!?!?!? I spent $2000 on a p.c. for you to study with, to expand your mind...Not to waste away in chat rooms!!!!
bitch...bitch...bitch....that is all she does!!!
Punkin explained to her that it was a chat room for PCTV, not like an AOL chat...this was a legit thing!
Mom!! It is not just ANY chat..it is pctv chat...I am learning about computers, all the new technology....I am learning Mom! Much more than I would ever learn in school!
Oh really? I am sorry punkin...I jumped to conclusions...I apologize....I will let you get back to your "studying"
And so..our next generation follows the steps of past generations...no matter how much tech is offered...hormones WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL!!
Dude...I am back...now what were we talking about? Oh yeah....did you see that shirt that Michelle was wearing on the show today?? I mean like POW!!! Her nips were out there dude!!!
I know whatcha mean playa....I had to type with just the one hand during that episode...

 

by kcstbaby
7-11-03
After many pleas with Little Johnny, the board moderator breaks down and emails Johnnys parents for their help with Little Johnny's behavior....
Honey!!! We got an email from some message board moderator....
You've got mail
Mother is confused, she did not even know that Little Johnny knew bad words..or was interested in seeing naked girls...he is only 8 years old!
What? What did it say?
It said that little Johnny is showing "bad behavior" spamming (whatever that is), cursing and OMG!! asking girls for naked pics of themselves!!!! Honey, I think you should talk to him about this!!!
Big John decides it is probably best to get rid of the account he made for little Johnny and vows to NEVER sign in under his sons screen name again!
Johnny...whatever mommy says..just say you are sorry and that you will never do it again...now go to sleep like a big boy...daddy has to borrow your pc again
Welcome back Johnny, you wish to delete your account?

 

by kcstbaby
7-11-03
Jeff had no clue that Vera had little tolerance for clingy men....
Dammit!!! This guy won't leave me alone!!! Does he not think I have a life?!?!? Does he think that all I do is wait for him to I.M. me?
Hey Sexy!! Are you there? Yoohoo! Where are you?? Snookums, I wanna chat with you...maybe even hook you up with a little cybering....Baby?? Where are you??? Who are you talking to???
Vera decides it is time to take action, she had hoped to never have to do this again, but Jeff was unrelenting and would not leave her alone...
Jeffy poo! We have been I.M'ing each other for a couple of weeks now, I think it is time we met :-) Meet me at the pier at the beach..i have a surprise for you :-)
Oh Wow Vera!!! Do you mean it? Ok, honey..count me in, I will be there (hoping to get laid)
Vera made Jeff a new pair of shoes from scratch....problem solved :-)
Joel warned me about meeting one of these chat girls in person, but did I listen? No!! I bet Joel is chatting with Vera now...they set me up so they could be together!!!
Dude...Get over it!!!

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