kimhartsfield

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i am a really cool guy and i get laid a lot and stuff and i have never played dungeons and dragons. but if i did i would totally play a paladin of st. cuthbert from greyhawk and spend my summers on the nyr dyv.

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A Better Life

by kimhartsfield
10-04-06


	Hi, we lost our way. Could you tell us how to get to Harrisburg?


	... pardon me, ma'am, but I have never spoke with a pretty 'outsider' before.


	Oh wow! Thats neat. So, you have any questions about the outside?


	Yes, actually. I have only had sex with other Amish. Can I see you naked?


	What the hell. Here ya go.


	Where is your penis, lady? Geez, you outsiders are weird.

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