kinglou  

Tell me my robot son. Why have you come to me today.

Jesus I'm troubled by my homo-robotic tendencies. Can I still get into heaven even though I'm a ro-butt-pirate??

No kind robot, you aren't going to Heaven or Hell. They are for things with souls. Being a robot you have nothing to worry about.

Really?

Yes.

I knew it! Pardon me Jesus, I have a lot of Ro-boning to catch up on!