Korgilla vs. The Prophets of Virtue, Part V

Author: kleinksw

Date: September 25, 2006

by kleinksw
9-25-06
Valenzio, the self-proclaimed one man raiding party, takes it upon himself to dispense of the Storm Giants while Eery and the others formulate a plan of attack...
Herm? Is that you? I thought you were stuck in a boulder? I was just coming to see if I could, uh, rescue you.
Who is this "Herm" you speak of? Many a ninja calls this mountain their home. Do you not know of the... uhhh.. Flying... umm... Feret Dojo high aloft the Thunder Peaks?
I guess ninjas are a silver piece a dozen on this mountain. Perhaps you would like to join us in fellin' the Storm Giants that also call these peaks home good... What be your name?
Ahh, yes... my name... my name is Perm, yes, Perm. I could accompany you Va... va... vanquisher of giants.
Terrific! And, well met, Perm the stuttering ninja. Our leader, I mean, second in command, Chicken Shitbag, should be along with the rest of the group any moment now.
Well, I say we press the offensive before Mr. Shitbag and the others get here. I alone, a ninja master do not forget, could easily dispatch of these giants. Why not save Shitbag et al. the trouble?