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| I just broke up with my boyfriend of four months after spending three months getting the balls to break up with him. | |
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| I shouldn't have dated a rent-a-cop in the first place. This time, I want someone new and exciting. | |
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| Baby, you're exciting me right now! Let me just show you my new Prince Albert. . . | |
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| On second though, old and boring works pretty good for me, too. | |
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