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My boyfriend isn't taking the break-up well. (See LVDLG #1).
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| I don't want to have sex with you anymore. | |
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| But I love you! You need me, baby! | |
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No, this isn't a "men are pigs" thing. This guy is just remarkable in his density.
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| You are an irritating, dim-witted, fascistic prick, and I was just using you to get free dinners. | |
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| I curse thee! Your genitals will become shrunken and encrusted with nacho cheese! | |
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| Does this mean we can't have sex? | |
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