Alistair Campbell, shadowy puppetmaster, and Tony Blair, liar.
That's it, Tony. I've had enough of this. I'm packing my things and leaving.
But Alistair, without you, who's going to tell me what to say? I can't cope on my own!
Loo,, Tony. It's time for you to grow up and be a man. Maybe should should try thinking for yourself for a while, instead of just doing what George and I say.
