Hello there young stallion. I would very much like to explore your forbidden cavern of pleasure with my powerful love missile.
Oh, hi Kramer. What's that you're saying?
Return with me to my garden of unearthly delights, where I shall tease your chocolate starfish with my wizard's staff before letting you taste my creamy white bullet.
Um... okay. I guess.
It always works - blind them with science!
Say, that's a lot of chains you've got there. You got a dog?