I was out with Gwyneth last night. We had a nice cup of tea and a scone, and then sang around the piano about the hypocrisy of multinational corporations.
I went to an ironic gig in an art gallery last night. There was lots of champagne, cocaine, PVC and fucking.
We went to the shops today. I bought some organic vegetables.
I bought a giant silver futuristic dildo and some champagne and cocaine. Then I went to an art gallery showing clips of 80s films played backwards to a soundtrack of Depeche Mode.
Our new single aims to address the issue of starving children in South America and how we can help by lobbying the World Trade Organisation.
My new single is a cover of "Cry" by Godley and Creme played on a stylophone by a one-armed man in a dress.
