Chaos ensued today as the guests at the MTV awards overthrew the government. With me now is new Information Minister Pink.
That is correct, Horatio. We celebrities feel that if we are to be worshipped as gods then we must rule like them.
What difference will the new regime make to the lives of the average citizen?
Citizens will be required to pledge allegiance to us daily, from memory, on pain of death. The new pledge has been drafted by Sean Paul.
Okay kids, repeat after me: "Fi chill me cyaan see and cyaan. And pon de safe dem will put it. Dat ting a weh yuh got dey. Man dem a run alla dem chase an dem hype up."
