Mary - you're pregnant! Could this be My son, whom it has been fortold will be born on Earth and unite the planet in peace and love?
Um, yeah, God. Something like that.
This truly is a wondrous day, My child. It has been written that My only son will be born of a virgin, and his life and death will give meaning to millions for centuries to come.
Hold on. Born of a virgin? I'm not a-
That is correct. The Christ child will be born to a woman who has never known sexual intercourse with a man.
Does it count if I have never remembered sexual intercourse with a man?
