Oh man! I sure do hate those gays. I cannot rest until I have cleansed the Earth of their immoral kind.
Really? Why?
A gay murdered my partner. He ripped him open with his razor-sharp talons and ate his insides. From that moment on I swore to rid the world of the homosexual menace.
To be honest, it sounds to me like your partner was killed by a velociraptor.
A gay velociraptor?
Just face it, you've killed Elton John for nothing.
