Javier, we need to talk. Your bad temper is spoiling the group dynamic in the house. If you don't make nice you're probably going to be up for eviction.
What? I don't need to take that kind of shit. I'm a fucking master wizard, those fuckers had better think twice before putting me up for fucking eviction if they know what's good for them.
See? This is what I'm talking about. You need to get your act together or you'll have no chance of winning the money.
You need to shut the fuck up. If I find out you've been getting those other fuckers to vote for me I'm turning you into a fucking elephant or something.