Well, the missile is due to hit in 10 minutes. How are the modifications to my secret bunker going?
Excellent, sir. I am just installing the self-destruct mechanism.
Self-destruct? Is that really necessary?
Of course it is, sir...
Now if you'll excuse me I have to find somewhere to put this giant bright red button marked "DO NOT PRESS - SELF DESTRUCT" so that it's in full view of everyone in your lab.
