Help! I've been trapped down this hole for three months, surviving only on a diet of mud, roots and the occasional squirrel.
Hey, man. You shouldn't eat squirrels. They're our little fuzzy friends.
Maybe so, but they sure are tasty after a week of mud and roots.
Self self self self self. How do you think the squirrel feels while you're biting off its cute fuzzy little head? Just for that I'm not helping you climb out.
Bastard.
Screw you, I'm off home. I've got some veal in the oven.
