Huh? Where am I? What year is it? What happened here?
Whoa, calm down there buddy. It's 3030 and the Earth is at war with a race of vicious aliens who can only be killed by inserting a high speed drill into their anus.
Sounds nasty. What do these aliens look like?
Hard to say. They're shapeshifters.
Shit.
Holy-! Cletus, get me the Black and Decker- it's drillin' time!
