Well, there's the two of us, and my friends Sam, Pippin and Merry.
Merry? What the fuck kind of name is Merry? I'm not having anyone with a fucking gay name like that in MY gang.
Actually Merry is just his nickname. His real name is Frobisher Dangletramp of Twindlewood.
Fuck that! He's not getting in MY fucking gang unless he changes his name to H-Doggg. And he has to provide his own fucking gat, and it better not be painted pink!
