Piffle, my good man. The HMS Titanic can withstand any impact, especially from something as pitiful as an iceberg.
But Captain. According to the news, there's a rogue Soviet nuclear submarine out there with the ability to disguise itself as an iceberg. I say we change course, it's not worth the risk.
But you would say that, wouldn't you John? Or should I say Mr Groznov? I'm on to you, you filthy Commie!
What the hell are you talking about, Captain? Have you been at the rum again?
