"I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. "
Dr King! Your dream has come true! We've now got a black president, and we're even allowing gay people to get married!
Hold on- there weren't any gays in my dream.
Well, there was one- but I'm hardly going to make speeches about that.