My wedding cake is ruined! The tiers are okay, but the base is all in bits.
I'm so sorry, one of my kitchen porters must have dropped it.
This kitchen porter who dropped the base, it wouldn't happen to be Skrillex, would it? I've read the last couple of strips and have spotted a bit of a pattern.
Skrillex? Why would I hire him for a kitchen porter job? He's a DJ, he has no cooking experience. You'd have to be an idiot to let him in a kitchen.
Leave by the back door, if anyone asks: you were never here.
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