So what's the usual process for backstreet abortions?
It's pretty simple really. You huff paint out of this paper bag until you pass out. While you're under I remove the baby plus any loose change or jewellery you happen to have on you.
And what happens to the baby once you remove it?
I dress it up in a uniform and use it for my civil war reenactments.
On a scale of one to ten, how much did the father look like Robert E Lee?
