Hello there mister doggy. Why are you here? Everyone knows what a dog looks like. I want to see a mole in a hole, or monkeys! The monkeys are funny. They always look so happy and gay.
Bloody kids are never impressed. It's not good enough that I'm balanced precariously on this- they expect me to fly or something. Wait! Flying! I've got an idea! I'll show them!
Hey everyone! Look at me! I'm bouncing! I'm so high in the air, wheeee!
Wow! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hold on, it's a dog! A flying dog! And he's about to land on that nail!
Aaaaaaaaaaah! I'm burst!
Bloody crap dog. Let's go and see what the monkeys are doing. Hee hee! One's eating a banana!
