Good evening. I am the Great Whazzam-o, and for my first trick I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Bollocks!
Excuse me?
You fucking heard, I said 'Bollocks'. You call that fucking magic? I'm a fucking wizard, I'll show you some fucking magic.
I'll have you know I'm a respected member of the magic circle.
You? Respected? I've seen fucking monkeys do better magic than you. In fact, do you want me to turn you into a monkey? At least then you'll all be at the same fucking level.
