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Hey! I need to speak to a paramedic! Where is one?

Sorry, kid, but I can't find no paramedic, so ye'll hafta make do wit me.

Can't find one? But there are two ambulences right over there!

Right, but who says there'll be paramedics? Now what do you want? Wanna look at my shiny GUN?

Are you even a real cop?

'Course! I got the shiny badge! Now what do you want? A look at my shiny handcuffs?!?