Welcome To The 2007 Kentucky State Fair! -- Part 1

Author: kystatefair2007

Date: August 13, 2007

by kystatefair2007
8-13-07
At a gate
I think it's going to be another scorcher today!
You're not paid what to think! Just give me the change from my $20 bill and shaddup!
I just ate chili and sauerkraut at the fair, and then I had this gas attack. So the paramedics quarantined me over here.
Hey, knucklehead, Mike Linnig's is charging more for their meals here than at their restaurant...as usual. We need more cash and quick!
I know! I'll knock this glass way out into the fountain. When I say I have to go get it, I'll secretly scoop a big pile of change into the cup!