Why do you persist in harassing me? I thought Satan was your suspect of choice!
He was, until I uncovered this newsgroup post that was traced back to your computer! It says "eye m @ 1337 h@x0r! EWE all suxx0rs!". It was signed "the murderer"!
What's your point, Yablonski?
You've confessed! I mean, even if you're not actually the murderer, you're at the very least a usenet TROLL! That's an even worse offense!
I'm no troll! I'm a camel! I mean, not a camel, a HUMAN!
A-HA! SO YOU ADMIT TO BEING A CAMEL, TOO! By "too", I mean in addition to the other charges. I in no way intended to imply that I am a camel, myself.
