So tell me everything that happened, and we'll figure out what our plea is.
Well, I got this last minute text message that there was a pirate themed costume party... and I do love a costume party. I really get into my roles.
Go on...
So I get there, and no one is in costume. They're all Frat Douches with their ridiculous backwards hats, and they're laughing at me! So I did what any pirate would do.
You set the bar on fire.
No, I set the Frat Douches on fire. Their pussified flailing is what set the bar on fire.
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