I'll just help myself to this jewelry, and these candlesticks, and... why do I suddenly feel like there's a bowling ball in my head? Ugh.
*ahem*
My eyes, they're swelling up! I'm having trouble breathing! I feel... so weak...
Didn't you see the sign that said "Beware of Attack Cat?"
I thought... *gasp* it was a *cough* joke!
Nope. That was my patented "Allergy Attack." If you had defended against that successfully, I would have used my soporific "Sonic Purr" to put you to sleep until the police got here.
