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Say you're thinking about a plate of shrimp....
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CC170: Office Despot
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lara7
2-16-03
..So somewhere after the 10th dose, I realized that all we need to take out Saddam is a stapler, some Uranium-235, a bungee cord, and apple butter.
Okay, aside from the fact that you're having a conversation with a dinosaur in a top hat, you don't see the problem with your logic?
No, man, it's a perfect plan: he's dead, none of the Iraqi people are hurt, and then they can get the food and medicine they need.
Think about it, man; why isn't this going to work?
Oh. crap. The staplers in the Middle East are metric.
Bingo.
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