Mr. Cheney, what's this thing on your desk labelled "Pocket Projector" used for?
Well, George, you remember that scene near the end of "The Wizard of Oz" where the Wizard....uh, whoops. Hey! Let's go get you some yummy ice cream!
Soon after...
A draft notice? But... I'm afraid of war!
Yeah, I got mine yesterday. I'm fleeing to the breakaway Republic of Absolutistan. It's really cold there, but new citizens get all the vodka they can drink.
Hmmm. Any other way you can think of to get out of it that doesn't involve moving?
Well, remember what Gabe did in front of the draft board during the Gulf War?
