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| So here's something else I don't understand: how did the Trojans fall for that horse thing? I mean, imagine you're the Torjans, the Athenians have been laying seige to your city for months on end. | |
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| All of a sudden, they just give up and go home. "Well, we give up! We're outta here! You guys are way too tough for us." Then they run off into the woods, and you hear all this cutting and hammering. | |
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| Maybe one of the Trojan guards starts to get wise, like, "Hey, what are you guys doing out there?" "Nothing! We're just building a boat, to go home in. The legs? No, it's a new design. Don't look!" | |
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| Then after like a week the athenians are just gone, and there's this giant horse, big enough to hold the entire Athenian army outside the gates. The night watchman opens the door, he's like, | |
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| "What the hell? Hey Bill! There's a big damn horse out here! Oh, wait, there's a note. 'Dear Trojans, sorry for trying to sack your city. You guys rock, let's do lunch, xoxo, The Athenians'" | |
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| "Man, those guys are so nice! Let's bring it inside and leave it unguarded while we all go to sleep." | |
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