Dan Rather here: You'll notice I got this 1993 Packard Bell 386 while that cunt over there has got some sort of Minority Report uber-computer that could possibly predict the future, possibly not.
Oh this just in, Bush won.
... Anyway, who'd you let cornhole you for that setup? That's not windows motherfucker. That's a *custom* OS. No, I fucking quit ... Let that fucker Schiefer interview Bush.