The continuing adventures of darren's momma

Author: lewismistreated

Date: March 5, 2004

by lewismistreated
3-05-04
Looks like Darren's momma is in trouble...
...so thats 5423 counts of prostitution, and one count of just being plain damn ugly.
Listen sugar, if you ignore this, i can 'repay' you y'know...
...and thats one count of attempted police bribery too.
bribery? i was merely offering to pay bail! ......sexually, that is.
Things go from bad to worse for Darren's momma
ah well, better get started... Hey sugar, lookin' for a good time?
Oh Boy oh Boy oh Boy!