Hello folks Im here today to get the real story. You see my names Gabe from the penny arcade, and we have a special interview with George W. Bush, to prove hes not a chimpanzee!!
Thats right Gabe! Im George W Bush!
Eek! Eek ! Gimme a banana. Hurr, im retarded , gimme your banana before i fling mah poop at you!
So as you can see, George W. Bush isnt a chimpanzee after all, hes more like a gorilla