Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
3-06-07
Have you used that money to find something to amuse yourself?
I bought a robot in the hopes that I could teach it to kill you, but all it could do was download ring tones and send email.
Can I borrow your robot to send my mother a Happy Birthday email?
There's a five dollar service fee for sending any outgoing emails.
But...I gave you all my money.
And I spent it all on the dumb ass robot, what's your point?
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