Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
5-18-07
Howdy there. Just coming to check on that backed up toilet. You get that fixed yet?
I'm working on it sir. The last plumber we had in here wasn't the most competent. It should be fixed shortly.
I'm not sure how to make this any clearer, but.... I need to take a shit.
You know... You could just use one of the other toilets.
I could use another toilet, just like you could find another job.
I'm willing to elt you shit in my mouth if it means I can keep this job. My wife... She's a bit of a whore.
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