Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
9-30-07
You're my son and I love you, but I just can't possibly respect you. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I was born with an embarassing birth defect. I know it's made your life as a travelling salesman hard.
Your damn right it's made my job hard. You know how hard it is to sell bronzer when you can't even share photos of your child?
Just show them photos of my face and don't show them my hideous fish hand.
Your face is ugly too.
Oh, ok.
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