Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  lildeucecoup  

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Ever just take a moment out of your day and thought about how grateful you were for your legs? Even if they don't work it's better than just having stumps. I left for awhile. Some might call it sour grapes, some might call it a banning. I call it a time of reflection. I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner. I'd like to take a moment of silence to remember the legacy I've left behind. Uh-oh... Sounds like somebodies got a bad case of the Mondays! Hi! I'm Bard Storch. I'm currently sitting in a chair typing. I enjoy the great outdooors, the great national parks of the world, wikipedia and the internet. I also enjoy most college sports, but not college baseball. I get a little sloppy. Please don't be offended. P.S. If you're thinking of writing a book about me. Don't.
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by lildeucecoup
2-01-11
Lazarus, why do you refuse all your fartherly duties. Why do you refuse to be a father?
I always told you, I'm a clown first and everything else second. You said you didn;t care. You said you loved me for me!
Your makeup.... You've been using the cheap make up and using the extra couple of bucks to buy smack... Haven't you?
Don't you talk to me about smack. You know the worst drug I do is caffeine. It's the murders I have trouble with.
Lazarus, you're my least favorite owner I've ever had.
I love you too, Rodney Dangerbot.
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